sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eat Spajeje 2: Back for Seconds]

i prefer vaghetti

Ant responds:

IF I MAKE EAT VAGHETTI *sniff* YOU RATE 5 YOU HEAR ME *snif snif cough* YOU RATE 5 I SWEAR TO GOD *huhuhuuuhuuu*

[Wibby's Adventure]

this genuinely felt terrible to play. not at all difficult. simply badly designed.

[Homecoming]

is this even a game..?

Bleak-Creep responds:

"Homecoming is an interactive story"

[Lumera Numbera's PUZZLE POP]

was enjoying it. was annoyed that it's completely random what dice can be connected to what dice (it's not sequential. sometimes it allows you to just chain the same number repeatedly and sometimes not, sometimes it seems almost random)

but then a timer ran out?

i took a moment to laugh at the stupidity of that.

[Boxling's Garden]

not sure what the point of this game is. just plant stuff on the ground and harvest it forever?

[Dungeon Heart]

great game. 348Joey's complaint seems on par with chat gpt trying to understand something outside its training data.

[To Kill A Fidel Castro]

uh. why did shooting with a sniper rifle fail?

[Botanica Prototype]

great music but the art needs work. the player's sprite blends in with the background and foreground way too much.

also movement didn't feel great (non responsive, both mechanically and visually)

[Walking Up]

sorry but it's wrong to not give credit to the inspiration for this game (VVVVVV)

re author: i ctrl-f'd the page for "vvvvvv" before writing my review. i got no hits. i may be mistaken and have typo'd it but i think you added it after i mentioned it. if not, then fine.

but no. even if i was mistaken, it violates no rules. it would be called a mistake. which humans make.

[Florisher]

this makes no sense. if it's minesweeper then why sometimes do i drag from a cell that has no # in it to an adjacent cell and hit something?

amidos2006 responds:

Sorry about that, this was a design decision where the numbers only indicate water tiles. Any other tile types are less likely to appear but they are hidden and this forces you to use your reveal ability to avoid surprises. Sorry about that confusion.