So I recently read Jordan Peterson's 12 rules for life in my ongoing quest to find out who I am.

It turns out, I may be what's known as a female chad. It's because I'm smooth and suave af and I know how to get guys with ease. I'm a player but I'm clever about it because of my aforementioned brilliantelligence which most people here on NG are aware of and many are rather angry about.

I know what to say and do and I may be a bit slutty but I'm definitely clever af about it.