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[Stones And Bones]

You screwed up and bound smithing to the same key as striking. So even when you're at that strange structure at the start and center of the map which I assume is some kid of forge, J does nothing but striking.

This is absolutely a zero and I can't believe you'd submit this game with such a ridiculous bug.

Niborious7 responds:

J does both striking and Smithing. You have to hit stuff together to make new weapons. At the beginning you have to hit the rocks together to sharpen them, and then pick up the sharpened rock.

I think what the issue here is that I changed the game so that the new round doesn't start until you pick up the next weapon, so if you don't know to pick up a sharpened rock, nothing ever happens. I suppose I need to have a better way to introduce the player to the mechanics of the game.

To those who found this review helpful. The game does in fact work, and this is not a bug. It just doesn't have any tutorial elements, and you have to figure out what to do.

[endeavor]

as usual, the true NG classics have nothing to do with cringe pico/madness/etc. circlejerking.

this should be remastered for modern times. (remade really)

[Pound the Puss]

I went through all that just for her to reject it on the basis of tomatoes.

Is this really the message you're trying to send to young kids?

OrangePylon responds:

Tomatoes are dogshit, and it's time for society to wake up to that.

[Toon Escape: Amazon]

Took me a minute to realize to start the fire with the glass. Other than that it was super easy.

Short and fun

[Fractured 4]

This is a nice game. But it was submitted here years ago.

[Pulse Runner]

the lagginess and horrible handling really give this game a nice 2/5'ish feel to it.

Music didn't fit at all it was just weird.

My computer is solid too so it's not on my end.

[Gust]

The way the ball interacts with the cursor so spazzily really makes this unpleasant to play. It was a suggestion to people who liked Hook or klocki which were great. I'm not sure why this isn't really even remotely in the same class.

The graphics were bad. Curves looked very jagged and the art assets didn't mesh well at all. Music was weird and didn't fit.

[The Lair]

I don't like brawler style games. And I found the weapon swinging sluggish and frustrating.

That said, the visual aesthetic was excellent. I loved the flowing water around the moon's reflection and the flames that generate on the screen when you die.

Audio was sub-meh.