sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madville]

You blocked this from working externally... so now it won't be preserved by NG's external player?

That is absolute greed and disgustingness.

re: author:

The error literally says:

"UNAUTHORIZED GAME! tHIS SITE BLOCKED OUTGOING LINKS IN THIS GAME... ETC. and then tells you to visit gamedistribution.com"

So yes. You blocked this from working externally. And you did so by allowing this site locking to be part of your game's engine.

Even if that wasn't your explicit intent, you still did it.

UmutDervis responds:

Hello, dev here. This is ridiculous and false. I wrote an answer to this absurd claim, you can read it in the description now.

edit: You didn't even read or understand what I wrote, did you? Do you send this kind of messages to website owners when google shows you a message when you have no connection, too?

Also here is Tom Fulp's message about this, owner of Newgrounds, confirming what I wrote above:
https://twitter.com/TomFulp/status/1564266409533865984

[CryptoCoaster]

don't like this at all.

it's a nice idea, executed terribly.

0x6a61686e responds:

thx

[Crystal Wizards]

i think this would benefit from the 'idle' or 'incremental' tags

great effort. there are some issues (it's very hard to drag wizards into the crystal. you click and drag and they go with the cursor for a tiny bit and then drop off your cursor) there's no mute button.

but overall a great effort and fun

gamemakertim responds:

Thank you :) I thought the "incremental" tag could be misleading for the fans of that genre, since those games usually go on for a looong time and this one is so short.

[Hell Fight]

great but i don't understand lightning lash. how do you use it?

MaryPaku responds:

I'm sorry to confuse you, I have made it more obvious visually.
Also it is explained in the description now, hope that help!

I'm finding a good way to explain it better...

[Pewt 'em Up!]

great job

Kitadashi responds:

Thanks! 🍀

[Doktor Panic!]

movement is clunky. moving diagonally is bugged and broken and causes you to sit still. you get caught on corners in ways that make no sense given where the sprite's feet are.

16 pages of text to explain a concept this simple?

re voice actor's response: 2/10 response. still better than the game.

NickSenny responds:

This WebMD review has since been removed from the website as a result of its slander towards the Good Doktor™; We have been notified that his team of 56 morally non-corrupt lawyers are on their way. Next time, make sure to eat your apples.

[Radiance Hearts]

was a 4 or possibly a 5 until the final boss.

i suspect you did that on purpose and this is a troll submission.

but that's a lot of effort to go to for a bit.

Yword responds:

Thanks for playing, and sorry about the boss difficulty.

[Randy Learns Science]

e=mc^2 is not the theory of relativity. wtf. it's just mass-energy equivalence. it happens to have a factor of c^2 which is relativistic, but there is no equation for relativity in general. and general relativity's is G_uv = 8piT_uv, etc.

re: author

To anyone reading author reply and wondering wtf they are talking about. They just typed some random expressions. Author is as ridiculously stupid as I thought. I've lowered my rating from 3 stars to .5 stars.

Halve responds:

(z−2)2=−2i=2ei3π2 = z−2=2–√ei3π4 isn't obivious?

[AshBelt]

beautiful animation. stellar sound/music the ambiance is perfect

but i had to quit because of how difficult it is to change directions. when you're in the air you can't change directions and when you land, you still can't for a crucial amount of frames.

it made movement feel so clunky i just couldn't get into a good rhythm

still a stellar entry but i'm far too intelligent to want to deal with that annoying movement limitation

D-SuN responds:

Thanks for playing and for point out the issue. Lots of other people think the same, turning is a bit unresponsive. I'll get onto fixing it! Edit: Those fixes are now done and game is updated!

[Flanet]

this game is entirely broken.

i selected arcade and hit enter. it brings up a menu, continue camera shake, etc. so i select continue and it just closes that sub menu.

no way to actually play.

Elastiskalinjen responds:

Pico8 is weird, enter just brings up the pause menu. The actual way is to press z, controls are in the description.