Drillionaire yeah sorry but the fact that sound doesn't work for me at all.. and i never did anything to mess with it or disable it tells me this was absolutely not ready to be released.
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Spooky Bat the way you stick on walls and can't move for a second after taking damage makes this an absolute 0 for me.
i honestly don't understand how anyone, with access to all the polished platformers of our times, could possibly allow a game that feels this bad to play to leave their workspace.
LeviRamirez NFT Generator the circlejerk side of NG is so cringey. but i recognize it needs to persist so that the website doesn't die so.. i guess proceed.
MrKaktus81 responds:
This is literally a joke game for someones birthday, they basically brought down the concept of NFTs to what it really is. A huge joke.
pollyanoid responds:
stay mad forever
klayfruit responds:
ok👍
jOnline responds:
lets see if this is true or rubbish
Stradomyre responds:
snoreeee mimimimimi snoreeeeeeeee mimimimimimi
LeviRamirez responds:
mucho texto
Stepford responds:
"circlejerk"
im sorry you don't have friends you enjoy doing things with/making things for.
Just-a-ng-dummy responds:
I worked hard on that image of a person simping over Levi, don't piss all over my lovely creation
dloppp responds:
sharp nova
momiji-matcha responds:
ratio
Nohshy responds:
"My intellect - the story of sharpova"
A tragic tale of a person who wound up in a cringe compilation by making such a rancid take on a humble birthday game, all in an attempt to compensate for their lack of intelligence. Truly a sad story and one that will be read for generations to warn children about the dangers of making ill-informed takes online.
Kobold Siege would be a 5 if the audio didn't start skipping/scratching like crazy to the point where you can't hear anything but a static noise.
Mr. Godot & Watch nice
GOMBI-ACTION not a fan of the controls. either adopt a z/x control scheme or don't. don't have part of your controls (firing) be tied to a z/x design and another intimately related part (jumping) be completely different (space bar)
i don't even get what you were thinking with that.
re author: waifu jokes. check. mcdonald's physique. check.
Just-a-ng-dummy responds:
Sorry I was busy eating a Mcdonald's meal. Yeah yeah z/x is more common and better, and sure I might add it. Now if you will excuse me I will go and do the nae nae to senpai fnf week 6
Sulka pretty af if i'm being honest
Blocks Must Fall! lovely aesthetic
Strainge cute as a tremulous pucci
Forest Shack ( Prototype ) just because you developed this on a 640x480 resolution monitor doesn't mean you need to make it everyone else's problem.
Template88 responds:
i agree the ratio _is_ retarded. also fuck off and die.
HatiValcoran responds:
It has been described to me as twinkie-esque, but if I had to say, I think of it more as.. twinkie-adjacent.
You might not have noticed, but right under the controls there is a short note saying:
"MAYDAY MAYDAY, ENGINE'S BUSTED, WE CAN'T IMPLEMENT DYNAMIC GAME RESOLUTION!
-- DROP IT BEFORE YOU SINK US ALL WITH IT!
BUT CAP'N! HOW WILL OUR PLAYERS INCREASE THE GAME SIZE IF IT IS TOO SMALL FOR THEM?!
-- THEY CAN PRESS TWO BUTTONS TO ZOOM IN ON THE WEBSITE THEMSELVES PRIVATE, THEY AREN'T HALF AS STUPID AS YOU, NOW DO IT AND STEER US FOR THAT 1.5 ALPHA AT FULL SPEED!
AYE AYE CAP'N!"*
*:Dramatic reenactment.
I couldn't implement it as it broke the game so just zoom in, you silly thing.
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