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I fail to see how you've innovated on the game you took this idea directly from.

The game you took the idea from is called Hook, which is available on Google's Play Store.

You did not innovate on it in any way. In fact Hook has significantly more polish and a much better aesthetic.

I will cede you two stars because your game only has minimal bugs. It does have bugs, which have been pointed out by other reviews. I do NOT need to repeat what they said because I assume you will read their feedback and then immediately work on fixing said bugs.

great job. some of the animations need work. (the animation of the main character running around is pretty weak)

but the art is great and the music is fantastic.

i've submitted a report to tom fulp to investigate and potentially ban users who voted this game below a 3, which indicates bad faith and malicious voting behavior.

no real visual or audio feedback caused by successfully "intercepting" the cups or whatever which makes this unsatisfying and initially confusing to play.

You blocked this from working externally... so now it won't be preserved by NG's external player?

That is absolute greed and disgustingness.

re: author:

The error literally says:

"UNAUTHORIZED GAME! tHIS SITE BLOCKED OUTGOING LINKS IN THIS GAME... ETC. and then tells you to visit gamedistribution.com"

So yes. You blocked this from working externally. And you did so by allowing this site locking to be part of your game's engine.

Even if that wasn't your explicit intent, you still did it.

UmutDervis responds:

Hello, dev here. This is ridiculous and false. I wrote an answer to this absurd claim, you can read it in the description now.

edit: You didn't even read or understand what I wrote, did you? Do you send this kind of messages to website owners when google shows you a message when you have no connection, too?

Also here is Tom Fulp's message about this, owner of Newgrounds, confirming what I wrote above:
https://twitter.com/TomFulp/status/1564266409533865984

sexual and cute

easily the worst platformer i've played on NG.

you make us start over at the very beginning after our inevitable deaths due to your overly sensitive controls?

the window of success on where you land the bird's anus on the stick is way too tiny, especially compared to how ridiculously sensitive the horizontal motion is.

additionally when i got to the third screen or whatever and saw those floating powerup things that very clearly implied they would give you an extra jump when you passed through them, i did what any logical person would do, jumped through them, and tried to jump again mid-air, only to have nothing happen.. and lo and behold i'm back at the very start of the game.

0/5. an absolute blam.

don't like this at all.

it's a nice idea, executed terribly.

0x6a61686e responds:

thx

i think this would benefit from the 'idle' or 'incremental' tags

great effort. there are some issues (it's very hard to drag wizards into the crystal. you click and drag and they go with the cursor for a tiny bit and then drop off your cursor) there's no mute button.

but overall a great effort and fun

gamemakertim responds:

Thank you :) I thought the "incremental" tag could be misleading for the fans of that genre, since those games usually go on for a looong time and this one is so short.

tops

great but i don't understand lightning lash. how do you use it?

MaryPaku responds:

I'm sorry to confuse you, I have made it more obvious visually.
Also it is explained in the description now, hope that help!

I'm finding a good way to explain it better...

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