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sharpnova

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clever and original

fun, good art and sound. music is meh.

gameplay loop is bland.

overall, if you added upgrades and cleaned up the story a bit it could be awesome

VerilyFine responds:

Thanks for the feedback, I plan on continuing to fix and add things.

combat feels absolutely wretched.

music is nice though. i wanted to like it.

this was so great.. and then you ruined it with a crass penis joke for the boss.

why?

yeah sorry but the fact that sound doesn't work for me at all.. and i never did anything to mess with it or disable it tells me this was absolutely not ready to be released.

the way you stick on walls and can't move for a second after taking damage makes this an absolute 0 for me.

i honestly don't understand how anyone, with access to all the polished platformers of our times, could possibly allow a game that feels this bad to play to leave their workspace.

the circlejerk side of NG is so cringey. but i recognize it needs to persist so that the website doesn't die so.. i guess proceed.

MrKaktus81 responds:

This is literally a joke game for someones birthday, they basically brought down the concept of NFTs to what it really is. A huge joke.

pollyanoid responds:

stay mad forever

klayfruit responds:

ok👍

jOnline responds:

lets see if this is true or rubbish

Stradomyre responds:

snoreeee mimimimimi snoreeeeeeeee mimimimimimi

LeviRamirez responds:

mucho texto

Stepford responds:

"circlejerk"

im sorry you don't have friends you enjoy doing things with/making things for.

Just-a-ng-dummy responds:

I worked hard on that image of a person simping over Levi, don't piss all over my lovely creation

dloppp responds:

sharp nova

momiji-matcha responds:

ratio

Nohshy responds:

"My intellect - the story of sharpova"

A tragic tale of a person who wound up in a cringe compilation by making such a rancid take on a humble birthday game, all in an attempt to compensate for their lack of intelligence. Truly a sad story and one that will be read for generations to warn children about the dangers of making ill-informed takes online.

would be a 5 if the audio didn't start skipping/scratching like crazy to the point where you can't hear anything but a static noise.

nice

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