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sharpnova

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5/5 obviously

movement is clunky. moving diagonally is bugged and broken and causes you to sit still. you get caught on corners in ways that make no sense given where the sprite's feet are.

16 pages of text to explain a concept this simple?

re voice actor's response: 2/10 response. still better than the game.

NickSenny responds:

This WebMD review has since been removed from the website as a result of its slander towards the Good Doktor™; We have been notified that his team of 56 morally non-corrupt lawyers are on their way. Next time, make sure to eat your apples.

sick music

i've installed the newgrounds player yet it never works and always asks me to install it again. since it doesn't work for me i doubt it works for anyone using chrome. so it's not really a viable solution to the problem.

but the fact that you released this in flash... in august of 2021 is hilarious. you wished this on yourself. it's your fault.

why aren't you letting us move with arrow keys? my god clicking is tedious and annoying.

was a 4 or possibly a 5 until the final boss.

i suspect you did that on purpose and this is a troll submission.

but that's a lot of effort to go to for a bit.

Yword responds:

Thanks for playing, and sorry about the boss difficulty.

awesome

excellent. nice and short too.

got to world map. arrow keys don't move you. only thing that seemed to do anything was z which just takes you back to farm. so i went back to world map. i hit escape. it took me to main menu where there were only three options, including new game, and nothing to continue.

so literally lost all my progress just cuz i hit escape?

and there was absolutely nothing i could do on that world map that made any sense.

the grappling feels absolutely horrible.

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