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the controls are so terrible. why the hell are you making us do everything with one hand?

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off the top of my head and to the extent of my ability to remember the game

wasd - movement

j, k, l for shifting jumping and super jumping

e for opening upgrades

star awarded for replying. the game is better when the author replies therefore it's a legit part of the game experience and a valid reason to increase score.

endernoobz responds:

Any control scheme you think would work better?

your positioning has to be too precise to serve a dish. i'd find myself running through serving dishes and surprised some or all of them hadn't been served.

LightWolfStudios responds:

We can see about potentially making that easier in a small update sometime soon.

1442 second try. first try to learn that hitting the lane markers kills you for some reason

try 2 just moved my pixel into the lower right of the road and followed the right edge of the road.

incredibly easy. i don't know if you thought about that particular playstyle.. but it makes the game trivial.

trust me i could have gone way further than 1442 but the song was repeating so i was done.

5/5 because i love all your games. a lot.

StuffedWombat responds:

heyo :D

here is no need to rate it better bc of previous stuff :D
thanks tho :)

If you want a harder challenge, try the second game, "house" ;)

uhm. why do you have a banner ad at the start with a play button?

Artur-Felipe responds:

It was an artificial intelligence bug. But why did you give zero star? for such a simple thing.
Thank you

"this is a demo in which the content serves as a prologue for the final game"

"this demo is a prologue for the final game"

see the difference there?

re re: I'm still playing the game. I only set a placeholder score of 3 stars until I finish playing and then I'll give more detailed feedback. I'm fairly certain the score will be higher.

BigBossErndog responds:

Thanks, I'll change that soon. Umm, is that all? Or would you like to add more to the review? I'd really like feedback on the game itself...

17 score

platformalist responds:

That's pretty solid! Thanks for playing, sharpnova! :)

bad graphics.

terrible music.

tedious slow mechanics.

and no i don't have anything uploaded on NG since your response to people criticizing this game is to tell them they haven't made any games. what does that have to do with it? judging games and making games are two entirely different skills.

Fro responds:

I agree, I didnt have anything to do with this game. Fallen was a shitty flash creator and a shittier person.

fallensoul289 responds:

Fro is mad because we don’t have the same views lmao. You begged me to put you as a co author on this. Enjoy your COVID soyboy.

Cute

ROCoGames responds:

Thank you :)

in the 3x3 grid of rooms you can't get the top middle heart or the top right heart.

Mantis1 responds:

It was intentional, I'm sorry that wasn't clear :)

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