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[N3rd Boy]

this isn't a parody/homage as you stated. it's just a game in the same genre. which is fine. it's just that you felt unoriginal so you felt the need to try to get out of criticism by claiming it was a super meat boy parody/homage.

if you get a disk and die in that level you shouldn't still have the disk collected. you should have to beat a level with the disk to get to keep it.

the way it is now you can just suicide to grab a disk, then you have it.

i see no way to do level 1 in less than 5 seconds. i played it pretty near perfectly and was over 6 seconds every time.

also, wall jumping didn't feel quite right.

knarrenheinz responds:

I disagree with you in every possible way.

1. It is a parody. It's oriented on the original flash meat boy.
2. Losing a floppy after dying is just a pain in the ass, that's why you can suicide grab it.
3. Just because you're not fast enough for the level 1 medal doesn't mean it's impossible. Try harder!!

EDIT: Sending me angry mails doesn't help you to solve map1 ;)

[Myosotis Chapter 2]

that was ridiculously short... short enough to detract from the experience.

also "spark" was a lame answer to the puzzle. it should have been "light." the whole thing came off like it was supposed to rhyme.

ImpendingRiot responds:

Sorry about the length. Sorry you find "spark" to be a lame answer, but it rhymes much more than light. Spark rhymes with dark. kite rhymes with night.

Thanks for the feedback though, it's appreciated.

[Hollow.]

sometimes you'd jump to a ledge and slide over the edge. and it was just a matter of luck trying to avoid that.

i do NOT like games that give you a limited light radius. that is a weak, artificial mechanic that makes for a less enjoyable experience.

forcing us to use the mouse to start a level instead of letting us use the keyboard killed the pixel game file.

this review is OVER.

[Cave Chaos]

you move way way way too slowly.

i wasn't able to tolerate it for more than a minute.

also the music is cheap and terrible.

[Jumper]

can't tell you how much this needed upgrades. i wanted to see the scenery and stuff higher up. i wasn't interested in sitting through all the old stuff again to see it though.

[ANtopia]

i like the part where you played as an ant

[Twin Shot]

30 second ad that you can't skip until it's 15 seconds in.

why would anyone tolerate that?

0 stars.

[Pico Radio]

pretty cool. there have been several NG radios made before though. the only difference is that you're hand picking tracks. whether that makes it better or worse i'm not really sure.

but i did notice the art wouldn't load most of the time. most of the time it would just be black.

deathink responds:

thanks

[Psychout]

was fun at first

but then i got to the level with the spikes going in and out of the walls with the key in the center

you made the hitboxes on the spikes so much larger than the spikes themselves that it wasn't even fun or skill based.

i immediately stopped playing