i try to write these reviews while playing the game so that i can address all key points. if i have a problem with a game it's usually inexcusable. in other words, it's something that anyone of moderate level of intelligence should have noticed and squashed after even the most modest amount of playtesting. that said, here is the first and most obscene issue: (this tells me you did zero playtesting and don't care about your players whatsoever, therefore you are incredibly selfish)
fast forward isn't NEARLY fast enough.
it really isn't anywhere near fast enough. fast forward isn't even fast enough to be a legitimate "normal" speed.
on some levels where you want to test placement of springs, it's excruciatingly slow.
i really didn't like the music. it was abrasive and loud and didn't match the theme even remotely. not even in a funny way.
keys made no sense. they were just there. they didn't do anything or unlock anything. pretty lame.
no sound effects worth mentioning.
it seems that decent art or animation is all it takes to get a good rating these days.
well, it earns you 0 stars from me.