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at this point, i feel that the problem with medals is a problem with newground's API itself.

somewhat laggy.

is it because I'm using chrome? it can't be my PC since my PC dominates yours and anyone else's.

it's a $400,000 real-time ray tracing (20 bounces per light ray) gaming rig that can play games with pixar movie quality in real time.

PestoForce responds:

My computer was bought from a mexican street vendor in an alley behind 7-11 and it runs the game just fine. I bet it's a flash player version issue. Right click and make sure you're using flash player 11.8.

I'm also using chrome, so that's probably not it either.

difficulty was nonsense. i tried baby first and died fairly quickly.

there was a very noticeable lag in between mouse movement and nyan movement.

also the art style seemed thrown together.

plus i'm not a fan of flash animations that use tiny windows. no one uses a resolution that small so why not utilize more space? too much effort to generate more/larger art assets?

this is simply riddled with bugs and bad game design choices. i'm sorry this could not be more overrated.

Dark06Star responds:

umm.. Thank you? lol

I just love how most people judge this as if this game was made by professional video-game designers.. But it's not...

Anyway, this is your opinion and I appreciate it :3

company of myself much?

for what was essentially a proof of concept this was very solid. i'm not sure if i should rate this based on the standard of a complete game or a single level of an incomplete game. i've never been sure what the right way to rate these things was.

i'm going with the former. if the latter, i'm sure it would have been a 5.

SinclairStrange responds:

Aye, it shouldn't be rated for being complete as it's not. :). It's just a demo but the response has been good, so it'll most likely be finished :)

Then you can rate that 5! :)

this was a solid 5 until i hit wave 30.

then i beat the wave and fought the boss whose thrown axes are pretty much impossible to dodge and died against him about 5 times.

barely any $ earned on wave 30 so it takes forever to grind out even a cheap upgrade.

finally i beat him and you do some stupid epic boss mode.

ok i die there. fine

but i beat wave 30 right?

wrong.

so i have to continue grinding out pennies in order to upgrade enough to handle that mode too.

couldn't just have a save point after boss.

pretty lame.

and it knocked you down to a 3.

good classic

I've never liked the madness art style. Harkens too much back to the days when flash (and the computers running it) simply couldn't handle more complex sprites.

I don't mind retro. In fact some of my favorite games are retro styled. But this is just overdone and I didn't much care for it when it started.

if you enjoy this game, go to their website and donate. even donating as little as half a euro is enough to play chapter 2. and will increase the probability of future chapters.

i really loved this and donated happily.

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