sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Picture Frame]

this is the hardest game i've ever played. i had to use a walkthrough and cheat engine to get through.

do you know if there's a website somewhere that can explain the ending to me? like cliffnotes style. it's too deep to comprehend.

i wanted to give it 6 stars for its incredible complexity, depth, and beauty. so i gave it 1 star. (6 mod 5 = 1), it's like i gave it 5, then 1 more which looped it around to 1. so don't view this as one star. it's 6.

LukeElchul responds:

If its the hardest game you have ever played you must be a idiot.
Yea there is couple of websites for simple people like you that help you get through a simple game like this.

Thanks for the review I will specially make some walk through s for you.

[Ice Beak]

ad blockers may prevent you from earning SOME income.

but ads on youtube take away everyone's sanity. so shouldn't you factor that in when you start complaining about us blocking them?

[Segway of the Dead]

at the start you had a skip button. cool. appreciated.

but you forced us to click it twice. because you arbitrarily broke the intro into two parts.. this causes us to click it twice and maybe a third time to get through the crap. and lo and behold you have a newgrounds link in the exact same spot, two skips away.

it was an obvious attempt on your part to trick people into clicking on the link.

i can't imagine why you would do this, but deliberate manipulation of your players is a sign of disrespect.

[Resort Empire]

i like peersh cream

[Searching for Elephant]

puzzles are extremely annoying in this one.

[Bulb Boy]

sometimes the sprite doesn't carry off a jump correctly.

on one of the levels i was breaking for touching the side of a square of my color.

[[Pr']]

movement feels terrible. gravity is too low and the too uniform acceleration when you walk just makes it feel artificial and limiting.

[Bad Ice-Cream 2]

level 6 was bugged. i cleared the oranges and the pears didn't show up. i cleared every block of ice to make sure no oranges were hidden. i replayed the level and beat it normally to verify that it was bugged the first time.

also, i've exchanged emails with you guys before over this. the adblocker message is unacceptable.

you can't blame us for blocking ads. blame youtube/ign/etc. for having HORRIBLY obtrusive and forced and long ads. do not blame the victims. blame the people who made ads necessarily blockable.

[The Interview Codex]

i don't really like the interface.

-you can scroll down infinitely.
-you can load pages infinitely (despite there only being a finite # of interviews)
-clicking scroll buttons to scroll through an interview is not ideal.
-even in full screen mode, the color scheme isn't very easy on the eyes.
-when you mouse over an interview button, all it gives is the name of who the interview was with.

it would be better if the left half of the menu were the interviews from which you could choose (and scroll through AND search through) and the right half be a summary giving interviewee, date, etc.

scroll wheel integration is pretty important, not to mention a vertical bar in between the up/down arrows for scrolling that can be clicked and dragged.

deathink responds:

The scroll wheel should work, but you need to make sure you have focan on the flash. and the scroll bar is in the works of being implemented. Cheers!

[Galooxagala]

from the way this game plays i can only assume the author subscribed to a game design philosophy that included the tenant "make games that aren't fun"