sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Last Samurai]

Really has potential but why the terrible controls? Why couldn't you just let us use Z,X + arrows?

Space + X is idiotic.

[Donald Trump Pinball]

Ball moves too quickly and there is too much of a delay on hits from the paddles.

Also... there just isn't much going on in the machine.

You should look at some of the better pinball games.

If you just wanted to make a Donald Trump soundboard.. why make a bad game that is too noisy to even hear him talk while you're playing?

Ball moves far too fast. Not fun.

[Dandy Cave Adventures]

No. Absolutely not.

I like a challenge as much as any hardcore platformer.

But the player moves around too quickly for this to be fun. I got pretty far and could definitely have beat it, but not fun at all.

1/1 star art
.5/1 star music
.5/1 star sound fx
1 star handling
.5/.5 star no bugs

[Trinitas]

grows boring very quickly. polished but lacking something to make me keep wanting to play through the 2nd campaign

[They Live: The Game]

judging from the other reviews, I must be doing something wrong.

I'm completely unable to survive the first wave.

They kill me in two hits... and I only rarely hit them. Occasionally it's a headshot, usually it's a complete miss despite always lining the gun up with the enemy or lining my feet up with their feet. Never can tell with brawler geometry. (i hate brawlers)

[Escape Run 2]

does not run smoothly.

i have a great computer. sometimes it'll run smoothly. sometimes jittery.

and all my deaths were due to that.

i'd smoke this pos, but it's not worth my time with this issue.

[Crumple: Episode 1 (Demo)]

i've submitted a report to NG staff about the rating. people voting 0 or 1 on this will have their accounts permanently closed.

NascentGames responds:

Oh, I didn't know such a thing was happening...but, OK, thanks!

[Logical Element]

you never explained what it meant when multiple inputs went into a not gate.

based on how you implemented it, it's either an and or an or gate.. which means the corresponding gate is completely redundant.

i solved way too many by simply playing with it. never understanding why it worked because your implementation was inaccurate i think.

GooDMage responds:

Thanks for review!
Strange, you first who don't understanding this game logic.
Could you clarify what you did not understand?

[Luka&Lara: Robo Abduction]

fun and doesn't overstay its welcome.

i'll be talking to tom fulp about having voting privileges taken away from people who voted it 0.

kid-blue responds:

thank you