the handling feels horrible.
some of the obstacles are unclear. some of them looked like platforms we could land on or something.
the instructions were blank. just said instructions up top.
i HATE that i can't just hit space bar to restart when i die. i have to click which is very annoying.
Thanks for your review, I just updated the game, now you can retry with space and the instructions are visible
well done, though it's depressing that the mom was ditching the kid and not just the father.
i didn't pick up on the meaning behind that but i suppose it's something to do with human selfishness or something. i got a different vibe from her at the start though.
or she blames him for something to do with the father's gardening obsession.
oh well it was still well done even if i didn't grasp what you were trying to convey with that particular bit
i am not a fan of games that put emphasis on the story like this.
but even among those that do, this is overboard. gameplay is less than an afterthought. it's like you only included some minigames so this would be classified as a game rather than a movie and get more views.
because that's what people are doing. viewing. not playing.
story is what neckbeards focus on when they make games.
theme is what geniuses focus on.
story is easy. you just straighten your neckbeard, tip your fedora, and sit down and write your little unimaginative faux creative heard out.
theme takes insight and artistic virtuosity.
thumbs down. you have a lot to learn and i won't even charge you for the harsh but incredibly valuable lesson i just lectured to you.
*tips fedora*
the game froze the instant the goose's beak hit the old lady's head
so... i guess i second guntonrocks comments. all of them.
this is basically horrible in every way
half a star because it worked. a lot of games don't even work in chrome these days.
the magic booster thing does nothing. just puts some arrows on the bottom brick of a column.. and clicking it highlights the whole column.. but that's it. when i let go of mouse button the column goes back to normal. there's no way to "use" the booster.
what a stupid oversight. you actually included this magic booster and didn't test to even see if it did anything?
ok the way it hangs for a second every few seconds?
just no.
a pointless not fun game that used more of my subwoofer than it was worth.
yeah... this was perfect.
and i've initiated an investigation into anyone who voted this less than 3.
can't replay game for diff ending? yikes.
great music and atmosphere though.
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