sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Cloud]

I have an awesome computer and this is so laggy I can't even play it. I can barely type this review because it's slowing down this tab so much.

JackAstral responds:

Weird...it's running fine for me. I'll look into reducing lag!

[Tempala]

it's on the spreadsheet bra

edit: which, 3 years later, brought me back for another play

[F SB]

game spazzed out on the 3rd day. responded erratically to keyboard input.

it even screwed up my whole desktop for a bit. i've reported this to NG.

kudos to you for finding a browser exploit but i will be attempting to press charges or fines imposed. this is illegal.

[Testafan]

10/10 on all first try

dam i r smart

[Ice cream from space]

graphics were nice but when you enter the second screen (after moving the block onto the button to open the door) there is a guy there. i did my reach to kill him and then there's nothing to do after that. i'm stuck in that little area blocked by boxes and trees.

oh well.

it's a weird way for you to enter the game but hopefully there will be a sequel or something that picks up there. this was almost a year ago though so maybe not

[ICS II]

It's pretty obvious you're intending on putting this on Greenlight. I'll vote yes.

But only if you give it a narrative.

[Confused Travolta Clicker EXTREME]

i liked the house clearing bit in level 1. i was hoping there'd be more of that.

should have been 10 levels like that. so half a star because you made 1/10 of the correct game.

[Jet Pack Jesus]

offensive jesus died for your sins

DBuck-Eye responds:

But still three stars? I'll take it!

[Away Mission]

Way too slow. Needs more mechanics than just jumping too.

[V.F.C]

Uhm...w th?

No list of controls or tutorial.

You have something there called "tutorial" but it's just a fight like the others. In which you have no opportunity to experiment or learn anything.

Piece of garbage.

The crappy floaty movement sucked anyway.

Harlemblack responds:

the tutorial was actually intended to learn and experiment. did you read the instruction? thanks for the feedback anyway :)