sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[K.O.L.M. 2]

all things considered, awesome

Considering how quickly this came out after the first installment, this is a great game.

[Crystal Story]

good

well done, sir. well done.

[Murloc RPG 2: Episode 1]

impossible for shaman

well it's impossible for a shaman to kill the first boss

LOL

can't really give you a star for this one can i?

you really expect us to grind up to twice the normal level for that quest to complete it just because you screwed up, messed up, blew it, totally screwed up and didn't give us any stun or silence until level.. uhm let me see.. level 24!!

lol! the quest is easily reached by level 12. actually i reached it much earlier and i wasn't doing anything to progress quickly.

you're just bad.

also this game gets laggier and laggier the longer you leave it open.

that's called... *drum roll* A MEMORY LEAK!!!

and memory leaks are caused by... *drum roll* BAD PROGRAMMERS!!!

un-mediocre responds:

I'm looking into this issue and will post a fix ASAP. Murloc RPG 2 has over 100,000 lines of code. We did our best to bug test, but there are bound to be glitches that we missed!

[Vulpin Adventure]

nice

fun smooth game. wish gear would list what slot it goes in though. that was very annoying.

having to buy a gear only to find out that it doesn't replace the item you thought it would.

waste of $ and time.

also the inventory could be a little larger. i think one more row would have been perfect.

[Scuba]

underrated

just about as underrated as it gets. this is the best thing i've seen on NG in a long time. and i've seen every front page submission for the past 5 years. (and most of the stuff that almost makes it on the front page)

smooth movement, great sound track, awesome experience.

[Cave of No Return]

terrible

I don't understand. I ran through. Jumped some ledges.. and the cave caught up to me. What gives?

[Hazmat!]

fun but flawed

the physics was weird. momentum didn't seem to be maintained between reference frames. you'd be booking it on a moving walkway only to jump off and find yourself moving at the speed you would have been had the walkway been stationary.

also, sometimes you could walk off a ledge and still double jump in the air on your way down

[RPG Shooter: Starwish]

Not my cup of tea

I didn't find this flash game very fun. The story lacked character development and the characters lacked story.

Also the mechanics seemed flawed.

The graphics were overall very poorly executed.

The sound and music was also on the slow side.

Since there were quite a few bugs I found this game unplayable.

[Zombie Crypt]

awesome

everything has been done before. but the level design was excellent.

i don't know why people are crying about not having a partner to play with... i breezed through the entire game by myself.

ThomSip responds:

Hardcore gamer ;)

[Headbanging Hero]

Gives that "newgrounds is falling" impression

"Maybe reading description you will see how wrong you are"

What an arrogant author, lol!

No. The review was correct. This is a poor submission. The animation quality is reminiscent of the 90's before people understood how to do smooth animation. There is no visual feedback when you hit a note correctly which just reeks of artistic oversight.

I can't criticize you for your terrible taste in music so don't think that's why I rated this low. Though your music taste is terrible so yeah..

A key-mashing rhythm game has no place anywhere. That's not what rhythm genre is about at all.

There wasn't one thing I liked about this game.

re: "first, two accounts?"

Nope. I've never had another account. I was simply stating that the reviewer was correct in criticizing you for failing to explain something in game and falling back on "read the description"

MonoFlauta responds:

first, two accounts? how sad. Also, I have answered 91 reviews with this one in wich 50% of people doesnt read the description, you didn't again because the criticize you are making is because you didnt read.
And if you don't like this music, go and cry with justin bieber