sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Primal Sands]

no...
no.....
nonononoo
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i coughed up a crystal and i'm going to die.

[Everyone Together]

it gets tedious

feels glitchy. i don't like the way the pieces shift around relative to each other just from moving. smashing into obstacles sure. but just from moving in the open.. no.

music got repetitive.

the text was too "wannabe-artgame-ish" without any real substance.

[Ghostly Me]

there was a level that was basically impossible due to you not allowing the player to jump to the right in slowmo.

i don't understand this. you can jump to the left in slowmo why not to the right?

[Lost Fluid]

hardest game. i had to use a walkthrough and cheat engine.

also i had to dump the entire memory state of my machine so i could implement a really crude quick-save quick-load feature.

even then i only made it about 1/4 of the way through.

[Ninja Virus]

hard. very true to NES.

[Persist]

good'n'cute

[This is not minimalist]

i finished it. but i felt some of the puzzles were arbitrary. the solutions were too random.

also this is not an original concept.

[Geneva Convection]

yeah i'm sorry this was terrible

[Rock Bottom]

please ignore grancaca.

this was a novel, original, and creative idea executed beautifully.

[Pico Text Party!]

game freezes after awhile.

buggy, content-dry.. just overall not a worthy submission.

but you put pico in the title so it gets frontpaged.

am i the only newgrounder that has been around since the start of this website who couldn't care less about pico..?

ItsTheAshtray responds:

OH SNAP! Snarky ass motherfucker. You'll never understand me MOMAMMAAA