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I played this when you first threw it up on reddit / incremental games. Kongregate or wherever you had it.

It was pointless then and it's pointless now. You have given absolutely no narrative, or gameplay depth.

I even get the impression that you don't understand the point of incrementals.

Spirit Boost is just stupid as well.

There's no strategy. Store is just cosmetic.

I like the art and music though.

this game doesn't load. just a black screen.

i'm using chrome. chrome isn't something you "update" it updates itself.

i'll hold off on submitting the actual rating for the submission until maybe you fix this or at least respond to this review civilly, constructively, and helpfully.

Sushin00 responds:

Hm, sorry but I can only suggest that you try a different browser, though your browser may not be allowing java or another plugin to access the game, which can be preventing it from loading.

d^n (x^n) / dx^n = n!

Guy-Unger responds:

dude, why are you explaining this to me while you're trying to jamaican dagger me wearing only a speedo?

managing gear and inventory is absolutely horrible.

i like everything else about the game.. but managing your gear.. is basically impossible

you don't know who is wearing what so you can't just smoothly upgrade them to better stuff.

it's easy for little kids to accuse you of ripping things off. way easier than taking the time to learn a bit more about game design. it's always more fun to just rail against what you don't understand than to take the time to understand it.

i think this is great, though some of the levels were annoying in that they were fairly long and then a misstep sends you back to the start.

not a big fan of levels that send you back to the start when you're really far in.

i know it's a matter of a minute or two but that stuff scales to the medium. i'm at that early (i assume) level where you run over disable the cameras then run back steal the red thing (which btw, based on the narrative you established and your bad explanation, i thought was more medicine, but now realize was a key to the door)

i get all the way back, hack everything again, and... accidentally trip the camera by switching and bam. start all over. no thanks.

sucks too because this seemed promising.

after powering the cryo chamber, when you go back down to the first floor and do the last thing, it has a button labeled "sleep"

you should mention that if we, like a real gamer, don't immediately click it and look around first, we lose the option. when you go back there is no sleep button/option.

pretty retarded oversight on your part.

CrabRabbit responds:

The sleep button disappeared after it went off screen?

I didn't realise that happened, but thank you for reporting the bug! I'll look into it when I get home from work.

[Edit: I tried replicating this issue, but I can't seem to figure out what caused it. I played in each mode and walked to every corner of the game stage, but the sleep button didn't disappear on me. I'm thinking it may have been a one time anomaly, but I'll keep trying. I'm sorry this happened to you.]

i was enjoying myself platforming through the level for a few minutes.

then i accidentally brushed by a laser and was sent back to the very start of the game.

very bad design

also the thumbnail on the front page has language like "you're blinded and you've to deal with that"

i don't think you understand how contractions work.

you can't just replace ever instance of "you have" with "you've" there are some instances in which that usage looks and reads stupidly. this was probably the dumbest use of a contraction i've ever seen.

a minor gripe i know, but i didn't open with it now did i?

grandbrinus responds:

Thanks for the language correction. I have corrected it and it's not a minor gripe.

The start of the game are you sure ? Maybe you mean level. If you don't, please PM me so i'll try to correct the problem but it's the first time i see that.

And i will not react for the 0.

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