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[Reverse Boots]

loading bar fills but a play button never appears. or any way to start the game.

[Family Rush]

the closing scene forgot to include the dog. pretty stupid oversight.

overall fun though.

[Monster Saga]

i. hate. tutorials.

let me be confused for a little bit. let me figure things out and experience the fun of things clicking into place.

but you know what i really hate?

unskippable tutorials.

[The Price]

I.... uhm...

This is the most spectacularly bad game I have ever played.

I could sit here and throw legitimate criticisms at you forever.

I'll just point out the one that's freshest in my mind:

The way the character just instantly bounces up and jumps again when u land if u don't instantly release the jump key.. is so utterly asinine.. (and was literally the only thing that ever killed me in this game) that...

I would sacrifice half my voting power to blame this submission.

[Battle Dawn Galaxies]

doesn't even load and doesn't allow these other people to even register via email.

and you haven't responded to their issues.

therefore you're just a shitty studio that doesn't read or care about reviews at all.

Have a 0 :)

[Closed In (NG-Version)]

perma-death: stupid

animation of character: nonexistent and therefore horrible

any visual effect to indicate that monsters actuall damage you: not present

background and foreground being graphically distinct allowing for smooth play and platforming: nope

platforming being smooth and tight so you don't just kind of move through corners and fall: absolutely not. nope.

allowing for moving through doorways while still moving: nope. incredibly annoying

not forcing you to take damage to get across a gap: nope. it does force you to do that

distinct edges of rooms so you can tell if edge is a wall or just a continuation to next screen: nope. lacking that

text not flashing too briefly to read when walking by stroller: chec- nope. not check. it does. wow.

idiot ending: check.

well you got some. you missed some. unfortunately all the ones you got were flaws.. and all the ones you missed weren't.

have a nice day.. oh and p.s. never make a game again.

[Dead Rampage]

Some huge completely unnecessary annoyances.

It should save after each wave. Plain and simple. The fact that it doesn't and that death can sometimes result in being sent back 2 or 3 waves was asinine and infuriating.

It's completely illogical that I can start reloading and then initiate repairs and have them both go at the same time, yet if I'm repairing and initiate a reload, it pauses the repair. This was obviously an oversight on your part. Either we were meant to be able to do both at the same time, or we weren't and you overlooked the reload-then-repair case.

The upgrades were unsatisfying. They increased your abilities by too small of an amount. Especially first tier. Why even have a first tier if it's so pointless? Why not just have first tier be second tier and have it cost two points? Blizzard learned late in their design cycle that filler talents were bad design. Are you an immature enough game designer to not learn from industry lessons?

My biggest complaint is that you are a studio. A for-profit studio. I HATE when for-profit studios post on NG. You guys are greedy, corrupt, and dedicated to a freemium model that DISGUSTS me.

You won't even read this review because you could not care less what we have to say.

[Rock 'N' Load]

valiant effort at a missile command derivative. not my cup of tea though.

[Fracuum]

clever and fun.

[Creatively Complicated]

eliminate ur essence idiot.