sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Naked Alien]

Yeah whatever the issue was, years ago when I first played this, it's gone now. Excellent work as always.

Kajenx responds:

Lol, it sounds like a random glitch to me. Why did you get so upset about it? Just try again, it'll probably work.

EDIT: Actually, it looks like newgrounds has a problem with the game. It works on other sites though. I'll have to look into it. Not sure when this bug happened.

EDIT2: Actually, after refreshing again it works now... So, IDK, there must be some kind of conflict, but if you try refreshing it might work for you. O_o

[Caribbean Admiral]

ambitious.

i don't think any of the reviewers here understand what a game like this takes to make.

great job. i like to see flash games like this with multiple interacting systems and an overarching scope.

[Kram Keep]

the difficulty style in this is absolutely not fun. i liked the visual style and the controls felt good.

but working through a tough platforming section only to reach a section with forced damage that i didn't have enough health to weather a couple times wore me down.

very good effort but you need to tune the difficulty better.

[Star Spangled Hero]

*sprints through the door* HEY DUDE WAIT WAIT. BEFORE YOU SUBMIT THIS GAME TO NEWGROUNDS.. ONE THING YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY ADD IN...

*catches breath*

Ok man sorry. So I was thinking-

Wait you already submitted it? oh FUCK

Well I was just going to tell you that for a person to be seen as hip and trendy and cool and intellectual they have to rip on America. You just HAVE to do it.

Rip on America but not all the european countries that will jail you for so much as thinking something they don't agree with or won't let you go on a bunch of websites or own guns or anything.

Rip on it because it's the cool thing to do.

Then pseudointellectuals and otherwise retarded individuals will think you're really cool.

Oh well too late I gue-

What you already did it?

Well great man!

Now everyone will see what a fucking idiot you are.

Kcori responds:

It wasn't my intention to insinuate that European countries are necessarily better than the United States. I'm just not surrounded by European culture like I am American culture, so I don't really have any place to speak about that. This game isn't about guns rights or civil liberties, so what you're suggesting would be out of place.

It was my hope that with a little logic from the player, this game can apply to not just the United States's militarism, but the aggressive militarism of any country.

[... :D]

I can't stand procedurally generated midi.

Maybe someday better algorithms will emerge but for now it just sounds like I'm dying over and over again.

[Antichromatic]

controls are bad.

let wasd be movement and right mouse button be shifting dimension.

also this game overstays its welcome. after you blast through the red/green/blue blocks and get to the really hard part.. that's about where i felt it should have been ending. not getting stupidly harder.

[Free Will - The Game]

I see "try again" means watching a replay of your last attempt. That's cool and all except for the fact that it isn't cool at all, is super annoying and stupid and just earned you a 0 from the most important reviewer on this site.

[Devotion]

too short, easy, and fast paced to be the art game it wants to be.

[Waddle Antarctic]

It's "sweating" not "sweeting"

Forfeit button in same place as continue button. Idiotic.

Omfg. If you level up in gym, you don't get skill points. What the hell is the matter with you?

I leveled a ton in gym and I didn't even get the skill points for it?

My god? You don't have a leveling function that gets called? You literally do everything manually again and again in different places in your code?

You're that bad a programmer?

Ya. This is over.

JackAstral responds:

Fixed! Thanks for pointing all that out.

[Adventure Story]

you know that feeling when you can tell a game is really good but you'll never want to actually sit down and play through it?