sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dead Detention #1.5]

i was really impressed by this game where i rapidly clicked through dialog and cllicked bubbles really quickly to beat the game in 15 seconds total.

i was being sarcastic when i said i was impressed by this game earlier.

[Clash Spaceship Commander]

it's funny how one little thing can take a game from a 5 to a 0.

and that thing was level 20.

actually test a game before releasign it.

0.

luque05 responds:

Hi sharpnova

Hard levels (20 and up) are tuned down a little bit now. Please reconsider your rating and hope you enjoy the last few levels!

Luque

[The One Fork Restaurant DX]

why not earn multiple forks or something?

would make progression fun.

[Dubstep Cat & Obamouse Save The World!]

the humor is so.. overdone... that i just couldn't stomach this for more than 30 seconds.

"all your base are belong to us"

*picture of kim jong*

so funny. never done before.

just... please try to be original.

[Space Incident]

i liked the art and ambient noise. the sound effects were great too. the theme was good.

i killed off one guy on purpose because he was annoying.

then the redhead who i suspect was an alien trying to trick us into going to earth so the aliens would know where earth was, via his boosted laser proposal.

then i was never able to do anything with the other guy but shoot the laser, try the engine, and fix them.

unbeatable. so score lowered drastically

Vogd3 responds:

You can beat it, but the game is not easy.

[GRAND ADVENTURE!]

the thing about this game is that it is.

Emptygoddess responds:

You make a valid point.

[ICS]

interacting with ladders is a terrible experience

jumping with the up arrow key is newb game design. should have been with z or x or something

should be using same key for interact as for saying "ok" in a menu or level select

should be moving faster when you go in flames

hit box on enemies is bigger than the enemy. this is newb game design.

music is horrible and way too short of a loop.

art is nice. that's why initially i was like "oh this is gonna be a good one"

you simply move too slow and your jumps have no horizontal.

the platforming feels horrible.

[What is Success?]

I don't think this even qualifies as pretentious. There was nothing deep or riveting or interesting about the "message" at all.

Uninteresting game.

Didn't encounter any bugs.

The platforming felt horrible. Too floaty and... collision was too loose.

I'm sure you'll tell yourself I just don't get it but there really is nothing to get. I've seen this a quadrillion times before. And in almost every case, they made it a lot more compelling.

[Mystery Survival Escape 3]

help and walkthrough links lead to generic pages of a website with nothing to do with this game.

It really seems like you have zero care for your players.

[The Power]

VVVVVV'esque