sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Gatekeeper]

Great atmosphere and art and voice acting.

But what was with the black light writing on the ceiling and door? There was a map but we never used it.

[When Pigs Fly]

not as hard as i remembered when i first played it. but it still overstays its welcome by a lot.

[Johnny Upgrade]

For some reason it's super buggy now. I guess it's due to changes in Flash.

Now you teleport around the map when you run into walls sometimes

Still a classic but I wish this bug hadn't popped up

whileworking responds:

Yeah, that's a Flash update issue I guess. It should work if you set the browser zoom to 100%.

[Metal Music Maker]

the volume sliders are so stupid. a stretch of like 80% where it's silent then ramps up at the end. give me a break.

volume is not a hard problem but so many people seem to screw it up.

you obviously just used a stock volume control from whatever engine you made this thing in

larrynachos responds:

Tune all of the knobs down to 40 or 50. Can you still hear the music? Yup. The volume control parameter is linked to the audio in dbs and not a percentage.
Also, you're gonna judge a game by it's volume slider? I pity your thought process.

Took a look at your reviews, and it seems most of your arguments are unfounded drivel, so I'm not really worried.

[Lobster Bounce!]

No point. No upgrades or levels or progression of any kind.

Also I wasn't aware that brushing the edge of a pot was equivalent to going inside the pot. I sure wish it worked that way in my kitchen.

Oh also.. you should probably give us some actual precise control over the player character.

FrogMaster3000 responds:

Actually there are upgrades like the frog legs or the chillies for the super jump.

[The Cloud]

I have an awesome computer and this is so laggy I can't even play it. I can barely type this review because it's slowing down this tab so much.

JackAstral responds:

Weird...it's running fine for me. I'll look into reducing lag!

[Tempala]

it's on the spreadsheet bra

edit: which, 3 years later, brought me back for another play

[F SB]

game spazzed out on the 3rd day. responded erratically to keyboard input.

it even screwed up my whole desktop for a bit. i've reported this to NG.

kudos to you for finding a browser exploit but i will be attempting to press charges or fines imposed. this is illegal.

[Testafan]

10/10 on all first try

dam i r smart

[Ice cream from space]

graphics were nice but when you enter the second screen (after moving the block onto the button to open the door) there is a guy there. i did my reach to kill him and then there's nothing to do after that. i'm stuck in that little area blocked by boxes and trees.

oh well.

it's a weird way for you to enter the game but hopefully there will be a sequel or something that picks up there. this was almost a year ago though so maybe not