sharpnova's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pokeball Z]

krillin was hard to hear.. voice was too choked and the volume was too low

[Calvin & Hobbes Tiger Pounce]

nice. i was worried you were going to try to do a voice for calvin. that would have been tacky.

[Shit Advice]

you should have said "Take this shit with a grain of shit."

But you didn't.

[Gowe - Aurora 8/16bit MV]

awesome

[CHILDREN]

lol. i get that having a sad/bitter ending is supposed to be artsy. but it's really obvious you only did it for the same of trying to be artsy. it accomplished nothing. there was literally no meaning here. i had all kinds of ideas for interesting twists and turns and subtle meanings throughout the whole thing and yet kept waiting to be surprised.

the end was pointless.

the art was ok. music was ok.

and if i know NG, this is going to get overrated.

I blam this. I give it a 0.

you need to learn to tell a story.

[Harlem Snake]

it just blows my mind that ppl put so much effort into stuff that just isn't funny or clever or entertaining at all.

it just goes to show that the bright people with original and clever ideas.. rarely overlap with the people with artistic talent.

CooliSushi responds:

I'm sorry that you didn't enjoy the animation, thanks for the comment.

[The Minecraft - Matrix]

why didn't you use the original audio from the matrix trailer..?

the voice actor for neo was fine.. but trinity sounded horribly nerdy.

[St. Stephen]

meh. was a bit boring. very cheesy. and i definitely did not like the choice of music.

i get that these touchy feely videos are supposed to be huge hits on NG.. but this one just falls way way short.

you should seem some of the other ones. the epic ones. and you might get an idea of where you went wrong.

[Interlude]

wow

[What are the odds?]

rofl. no joke i was just talking to someone about this very concept.

we were joking about how unlucky this really stupid kid was to have his dumbass parents in genetic combination.

and i jokingly said "unlucky for a human but lucky as hell for matter"

then i started talking about how ridiculously unlikely it was on a universe-scale that a random human-size amount of matter gets to assemble into even a living entity, let alone a conscious one, let alone a sentient one. let alone a human one in a time when quality of life is high enough that your chances of living well past child-bearing age are close to 100%.

and then the very next morning after that conversation, i see this on the front page.

what are the odds of that?? lol