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[Greener Grass]

the art/animation was great..

but my god the acting/story was the most childish thing i've ever seen.

i'm just goign to give you a 5 for the former and a 0 for the latter

averaging out to 2.5

rounding down to 2 because i don't believe in non-integers

SteveRoberts responds:

Thanks for being so generous! ;)
This was created as a uni project, and was intended for a younger demographic. I just thought I'd share it here as well so my work could reach a wider audience.

[Sweetest]

i really get a kick out of this silly notion that "for profit" is evil. like everyone isn't chasing the dollar.

then a little sequence at the end to end it on a minor note while at the same time "empowering" the viewer by defeating "the man"

childish and embarrassing.

so story/theme this is pretty bad.

obviously the music doesn't fit at all either and is kind of.. weird and jarring..

i still give 3/5 for the art and presentation which was superb.

animations, art, transitions. all pretty much flawless and very pleasing. easy on the eyes and interesting enough to keep me watching till the end.

if it didn't have that pandering bitter-railing-against-those-more-successful feel to it, it would have been a 4. and if it actually had a fitting score, a 5.

[Darkest Souls]

absolute toilet humor

great art and sound but the whole idea behind it was just stupid.

there were actually some aspects of the art that i hated as well. the terrain/landscape had a great look to it. but the characters/monsters looked stupidly cartoony (especially the main guy's face) in a way that broke artistic cohesiveness (the style was just completely different from the style of the landscape/terrain/architecture/etc.)

i really hope you don't make aything else.

btw i didn't just give you a 0 star review. i voted 0 as well.

Nordpunch responds:

Wow man, you're edgy. I'm sorry we offended you with cartoon-looking faces, I firmly believe we will quit making anything starting from today. Just for you.

[Priorities]

please completely ignore ebonic-and-nightwisp's unwarranted criticism. everything he attacked had awesome style and it was clear that it was lost on him.

this was basically perfect.

[South Park Fan Fiction]

actually pretty good voice acting except for butters. butters was just horrible

[With Animation You Can!]

the solicitation of the animated t-rex character for sex at the end was incredibly tasteless. ruined this for me.

[Beyond The Glass]

very cool. are you planning on making more in this series/vein?

i know it's not as simple as just "making more" since this probably took several months of hard work, but if so i look forward to it. if not, at least this was awesome.

SamoStudios responds:

Thank you, and I would love to do more, but it's just not worth the work involved. I can't afford to spend all my time doing this stuff for free when I can barely afford just to survive as is :(

[Salad Fingers 10]

video: 5/5
david firth passive aggressively ignoring my polite tweet asking him to give even a simple update on his meadow man blog: 0/5

meta: 2.5/5

[Nyan Caxx]

this was amazing

[Savlonic : Computer Guy]

theweebl is the shit. always has been