sharpnova's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SpongeMen SquareWatch]

i'm sure this would be better than watchmen

[A Way Back Home]

I don't say this often, since even when animations are moving and of high quality, they tell their story sufficiently well to stand alone.

This, which was both of those things should be expanded upon.

[BOSS]

Jut ignore nmarfell's review. That's what you get when dumb people try to sound deep or complex or interesting.

Overall the idea is simple.

The main thing I liked was the lighting and color i the end scene in his new office.

[Eggacy]

nice defend your castle sound fx

[Hot Cakes 4]

this shit is funny. with sexual lobster had a clue how to make anything this good.

[Attack On A-Hole Titan]

my thoughts exactly. titan looks exactly like egoraptor (irl) and i thought this was a sexual lobster animation from the thumbnail and most of the animation

and i'll say what i say for a lot of these videos.

this was unnecessarily crude. pointlessly crass in a way that adds nothing.

[Kiss La Kiss]

sooooooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooo stupid.

so needlessly crass. so unnecessarily crude.

i have zero respect for this type of stuff.

[Greener Grass]

the art/animation was great..

but my god the acting/story was the most childish thing i've ever seen.

i'm just goign to give you a 5 for the former and a 0 for the latter

averaging out to 2.5

rounding down to 2 because i don't believe in non-integers

SteveRoberts responds:

Thanks for being so generous! ;)
This was created as a uni project, and was intended for a younger demographic. I just thought I'd share it here as well so my work could reach a wider audience.

[Sweetest]

i really get a kick out of this silly notion that "for profit" is evil. like everyone isn't chasing the dollar.

then a little sequence at the end to end it on a minor note while at the same time "empowering" the viewer by defeating "the man"

childish and embarrassing.

so story/theme this is pretty bad.

obviously the music doesn't fit at all either and is kind of.. weird and jarring..

i still give 3/5 for the art and presentation which was superb.

animations, art, transitions. all pretty much flawless and very pleasing. easy on the eyes and interesting enough to keep me watching till the end.

if it didn't have that pandering bitter-railing-against-those-more-successful feel to it, it would have been a 4. and if it actually had a fitting score, a 5.

[Darkest Souls]

absolute toilet humor

great art and sound but the whole idea behind it was just stupid.

there were actually some aspects of the art that i hated as well. the terrain/landscape had a great look to it. but the characters/monsters looked stupidly cartoony (especially the main guy's face) in a way that broke artistic cohesiveness (the style was just completely different from the style of the landscape/terrain/architecture/etc.)

i really hope you don't make aything else.

btw i didn't just give you a 0 star review. i voted 0 as well.

Nordpunch responds:

Wow man, you're edgy. I'm sorry we offended you with cartoon-looking faces, I firmly believe we will quit making anything starting from today. Just for you.