sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fleeing the Complex]

really well done but i definitely needed him to bang that girl at the end.

PuffballsUnited responds:

Haha

[Smarty Test2]

let me show you how a smart person reacts to this test

question: how many birthdays does the average man have?

thought: "oh.. is this actually a really dumb test?

action: *chooses '1'*

result: correct

response: write review and close tab.

[Crash the Robot]

this music is stolen from the guys that made tasty planet. i recognized it instantly.

on newgrounds, if you report someone for this type of thing you just get laughed at.

so i guess you get away with it. but not without my review calling you out and a huge 0.

tAMASGames responds:

if you were a little smarter you could take a look at the credits section of the game.
the music ( "Red Cat" ) was composed by Pierre Langer and licensed for the game using some $$$!
you can buy the music also, for example here: https://www.shockwave-sound.com/search/red%20cat

so HUGE ZERO to your mental abilities !

p.s.: think before you accuse someone...

[Planet Wars]

"download latest flash player"

give me a break.

everyone knows that means a game just isn't working.

[Seppuku Jisei]

so funny how japs brainwashed each other into killing themselves for the purposes of control by making them think there was some honor in it

[Future Knight Remake]

this might be the first video game where you havemore than zero yet less than real life control over your movement when you're jumping or falling.

and i hate it for that. it made it feel absolutely horrible.

[Evil are the Dead]

no upgrades...? eh.

mousebreaker2009 responds:

We would have loved to have put upgrades in, but we tried to make this game in 3 weeks in time for Halloween. If you liked the concept - let us know and we will try and do a bigger game along the same theme.

[Flapping Crush: Halloween Bird]

a. it's not very fun

b. the strategy is shallow... you click when something is in between your teeth. when else would you click..?

c. i think the implication that this is the inverse of flappy birds is wrong. the opposite would be something like laying pipes ahead as a bird flaps through trying to screw it up so it runs into one. but you can cop out of this one by claiming that you didn't intend this to be the inverse. so you'll be fine.

[Diskoteka]

I collected a star and then was unable to jump.

Also not having some kind of preview of where ur jump will take you makes this game difficult in a very not fun way.

DrDerico responds:

Thank you for your feedback!
It's a skill-based game, so after some amount of time one should calculate how long one should press the button for jump.