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[VDay Blast]

illogical controls

The controls were illogical.

Should have been left/right/up arrows for movement and jumping and C or Z to switch characters.

There was no need for a "follow" button.

Having Z and C be controls made it so you often hit the wrong key.

DAIRYDOG responds:

3 keys

3 fucking keys

+ up arrow key being jump is irreversibly gay

[Stoneage Assassin:Revenge]

rife with problems

1. you force quality to low each level.

2. on the first couple levels it was obvious what to do. nail the guy with the red ribbon.

3. on the 3rd level i kept killing the three red ribboned guys and then i'd fail the mission for some reason. no one wants to read the long story/narration you've got going on so if the mission isn't obvious, please put some simple instructions.

4. kind of lame how it cuts to the same scene each time when you kill someone. why not let them actually die on the battlefield. i'd like to see the results of my work. not just some cheap repeated cutscene.

1/10 for almost decent graphics

[CrackShot!]

reached 13,000

i reached 13,086.

13k should be the victory condition. 11k can be reached without even trying.

[Type It II]

uhm no

my browser crashes when i click "words" in the game-modes selection screen.

i use firefox and have no malware of any kind.

my computer is more than capable of running this. i assure you i have a far better and more powerful system than the author of this flash and i would assume it ran fine on his computer.

[Magi Wars]

excuse me?

uhm.. excuse me? can't mute or turn down the music?

excuse me?

[SAS: Zombie Assault]

absolutely horrible

i'm sorry this is just an absolutely terrible game.

the way you can't move when a zombie touches you is retardedly ridiculous and the difficulty is way too high.

even on normal it's hard as hell to get to the machine gun.

[Sin Mark]

well well well

i equipped my fire runes or w/e to give me fire arrows.. then it was like "equip spells"? but i had no spells. so i figured this meant my arrows were fire now.

they weren't.

i instantly closed the bad game. i'm not here to play a poorly designed game.

following this, i voted it 0 and rated it 0. i then wrote this review and it made me feel a lot better about myself. :)

[Black Knight:Insurrection]

bug

fun but problem: when you beat a level and the menu pops up if you select "level select" it takes you to the level selection screen but with the level you just beat still locked. so you have to beat it again.

[SeppuKuties]

wow. stupid

the lives mechanic is really stupid. you shouldn't be punished for success. but you are.

if you do well in levels then hit a lvl and lose all ur lives.. you can't go back and do better when you already got A's on all the previous ones.. so you're screwed.

this is not the type of game where you give a limited (and very small) amount of lives to beat the whole game.

this game fails bigtime.

The-EXP responds:

...you can go back and reclaim lives by ding better on previous levels. It's pretty simple really. Re-read your review title :p
Thanks for trying though...

[Sift Heads 4]

nice

i thought the way you'd tell us to assassinate someone then not tell us who our target was so we had to just play the mission over and over till we killed the right person was really logical.

oh ya and how we start the game with a gun and some bullets.. you finish that first mission then suddenly u have no gun or bullets and have to buy one. so what did you start off with? that makes a lot of sense.

yeah really this game is some decent (not great) graphics and not much else.