sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[What Happened to Dad?]

So there is literally no content in this but a btc address?

ItsTheAshtray responds:

No.

[Ymotana]

you established a setting and atmosphere that could really have gone somewhere.

then you waved a dick in my face.

Guy-Unger responds:

whahaha
that made me lol
ill make a game that's more meaningful or whatever sometime :P

[Cycle; Fourth Moon]

why doesn't the sky rotate with the world? do you not know how.... angles work?

game starts. i move a little over to the right.

i hit space bar and it opens up the letter box.

game over.

lol. how did you not see a bug like that in playtesting?

absolutely unbelievable. 0/5 across the board.

JackAstral responds:

What do you mean? Just click the (>) button to close it.

[Red Rapture]

this game doesn't load. just a black screen.

i'm using chrome. chrome isn't something you "update" it updates itself.

i'll hold off on submitting the actual rating for the submission until maybe you fix this or at least respond to this review civilly, constructively, and helpfully.

Sushin00 responds:

Hm, sorry but I can only suggest that you try a different browser, though your browser may not be allowing java or another plugin to access the game, which can be preventing it from loading.

[Wippo Wop]

d^n (x^n) / dx^n = n!

Guy-Unger responds:

dude, why are you explaining this to me while you're trying to jamaican dagger me wearing only a speedo?

[Human A.I.]

would you be willing to admit your music was primarily inspired by the music in canabalt?

(the 1.5 is because the game is bad, the music is fine)

BobieThe11th responds:

I didn't make the music
wow thanks. your'e a good person

[E. Den]

after powering the cryo chamber, when you go back down to the first floor and do the last thing, it has a button labeled "sleep"

you should mention that if we, like a real gamer, don't immediately click it and look around first, we lose the option. when you go back there is no sleep button/option.

pretty retarded oversight on your part.

CrabRabbit responds:

The sleep button disappeared after it went off screen?

I didn't realise that happened, but thank you for reporting the bug! I'll look into it when I get home from work.

[Edit: I tried replicating this issue, but I can't seem to figure out what caused it. I played in each mode and walked to every corner of the game stage, but the sleep button didn't disappear on me. I'm thinking it may have been a one time anomaly, but I'll keep trying. I'm sorry this happened to you.]

[Blinded]

i was enjoying myself platforming through the level for a few minutes.

then i accidentally brushed by a laser and was sent back to the very start of the game.

very bad design

also the thumbnail on the front page has language like "you're blinded and you've to deal with that"

i don't think you understand how contractions work.

you can't just replace ever instance of "you have" with "you've" there are some instances in which that usage looks and reads stupidly. this was probably the dumbest use of a contraction i've ever seen.

a minor gripe i know, but i didn't open with it now did i?

grandbrinus responds:

Thanks for the language correction. I have corrected it and it's not a minor gripe.

The start of the game are you sure ? Maybe you mean level. If you don't, please PM me so i'll try to correct the problem but it's the first time i see that.

And i will not react for the 0.

[The Diggers Refrain]

not sure why but it bothers me to see obvious talent producing nonsense like this. kind of like watching an oil spill.

Sushin00 responds:

Don't worry. We also make fun games.

[Dynamole]

the failure-success feedback-punishment loop was sufficient to keep me grinding till the end.

Zanzlanz responds:

Aw sweet! I guess this is why I'd like to study psychology in college too! Thanks for the positive review (: