assuming it's just a never ending loading screen. i gave it 15 sec + the time to write this review. if there's more after it, cool. but the joke wasn't funny.
re: dev, well if that's your excuse then i can hardly hold it against you. just know that even with a low iq, there are a lot of things you can still do! (just not game dev)
extremely low iq
re: guy really pulled a no u lmao
wishlisted af. great job
Thanks a lot :) I hope that you would love the full release too :)
I wanted to eat poor people because I'm rich and prefer rich ppl
We all have our interests to defend. Respect.
best game i've played today.
re dev: it was the first game i'd played that day
then why rate 0 stars?
the formula is great except.. why do we have to mine.. during the work day. why isn't it like.. serve customers in daylight, mine in the evening or something like that?
once you start falling behind, rent starts bumping up and ur screwed.
also the mining controls are weird.
Thank you playing and taking time to give us feedback! we thought to innovate a little in the controls to make it challenging and yup the inflation of the rent is aggresive in these days 😅
seems of such high quality and i'd have given it a real shot if not for the movement/camera scheme.
there are some "retro" things that should remain in the past and were only ever a thing due to hardware/software limitations.
As per rules to the game jam it had to be like this, the team didn't really like the limited movement and camera either but we ended up finishing it in time so thanks for rating it so highly for what it is!
i prefer vaghetti
IF I MAKE EAT VAGHETTI *sniff* YOU RATE 5 YOU HEAR ME *snif snif cough* YOU RATE 5 I SWEAR TO GOD *huhuhuuuhuuu*
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