Total Medals Earned: 4,149 (From 1,135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 57,035 Points
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (75/500 points)
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Destroy an energy ship
Get more than 31415 points
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Destroy an elite battle ship
Destroy an elite speed ship
Try again 15 times
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Medals Earned: 4/10 (175/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Find sixth ending.
Find fifth ending.
Find third ending
Being killed by spikes
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fourth ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/100 points)
Find a friend
Find a friend Again
Find the map
Find a friend once more
Find a friend yet again
Solve a puzzle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (210/210 points)
Map
Transport
Find Pandora's Box
Puzzler
Puzzlerer
Find your girlfriend
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
Expand 25 Atoms
Purchase one upgrade
Collect 3 Stars
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 10
Expand 500 Atoms
Visit our site
Collect at least two stars on each level
Collect 23 Stars
Max out one upgrade
Collect two stars on a level
Complete Level 15
Max out all upgrades
Expand 1000 Atoms
Collect 45 Stars
Medals Earned: 13/16 (355/490 points)
Complete level 5 in Classic Mode
Complete level 10 in Classic Mode
Complete level 15 in Classic Mode
Collect 3 stars in Classic Mode
Collect 23 stars in Classic Mode
Collect 45 stars in Classic Mode
Collect 2 stars on a level in Classic Mode
Collect at least 2 stars on each level in Classic Mode
Purchase an upgrade in Classic Mode
Max out 1 upgrade in Classic Mode
Expand 25 Atoms in Classic Mode
Expand 500 Atoms in Classic Mode
Expand 1,000 Atoms in Classic Mode
Max out all upgrades in Classic Mode
Complete Level 5 in Bounce Mode
Complete Level 5 in Phase Mode
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/430 points)
Destroy 150 boxes
Loot 200 coins in a single mission.
Loot 500 coins in a single mission.
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 50 enemies in a single survival round.
Kill 250 enemies
Destroy 400 boxes. Do you hate or love them?
Kill 500 enemies. Certified Crazy.
Kill 100 enemies in a single survival round.
Destroy 999 boxes. Why you do dis (╯°□°)╯
Loot 1000 coins in a single mission.
Kill 1000 enemies. Pure wicked!
Kill 200 enemies in a single survival round.
Beat all 3 levels.
Kill 500 enemies in a single survival round.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Get all weapons
Beat the game!
Beat the game without losing a single heart!
Beat the game in 'no future mode'
Medals Earned: 14/24 (70/120 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24