So as pretty much everyone here knows, I'm a legit genius.

The problem is, how to handle that. For me it's fun. I get to peer deep into the inner workings of the universe and see more and further than any man or woman before me.

But for all of you it is intimidating, infuriating, and pretty damn mysterious.

I guess what I'm asking is if any of you have had experience dealing with this problem. How do you bridge that great chasm of experience?

Do you know how in Bleach when people would go near people with really high spiritual pressure, they would feel wobbly and weak and have trouble standing?

That is the effect my intelligence has on people. It's called intellectual pressure and it's a thing. When you're around me, especially in a math or physics setting, it can be difficult to function properly. You will feel mentally and physically weak.

I can't really control it. I try to be modest. I try to be humble and "keep it in my skull" so to speak. (notice how I use phrases like 'so to speak' which right off the bat should show you the extent of my intellectuosity) but it tends to bleed out.

I'm highly intellectuous af and I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not going to apologize for that. But it's not without its hardships. Do you have any idea what it's like to just "get" any job you apply for? To always be overqualified in anything you do? To virtually crush people in every argument you have? To have people just cringe and shy away from talking to you out of raw respect and unmitigated intellectual inferiority?

No. You probably don't. And if you think you do? Lol. It's just a clear sign that you don't.

*drops mic*

Peace, simpletons.

I am extremely intelligent. I am definitely smarter than anyone else on NG.

And this ruffles some feathers.

I often find it hard to express to people just how lucky they are to meet me. I'm one of the smartest women on the planet.

I want to learn to program. Any cute boys want to help me learn? I prefer to do it on discord or skype or something. Preferably a video conference. I want to learn how to program in C# and javascript.

So I recently read Jordan Peterson's 12 rules for life in my ongoing quest to find out who I am.

It turns out, I may be what's known as a female chad. It's because I'm smooth and suave af and I know how to get guys with ease. I'm a player but I'm clever about it because of my aforementioned brilliantelligence which most people here on NG are aware of and many are rather angry about.

I know what to say and do and I may be a bit slutty but I'm definitely clever af about it.

I'd like to take a moment to talk about it.

I know a lot of you are very frustrated that I don't post more often but you have no idea how busy I am and furthermore, how much time it takes to write a post like this. (each sentence is rewritten at least 50 times. the concepts manipualted and rearranged like simultaneous equations until the logic is as concise yet fluid as possible)

So I will keep this brief. My intellectuousness is worth discussing.

I recently attented a talk (nay a sermon) by the great Master Jordan Peterson.

I had assumed that my intellectual was woked by Rick and Morty.

I had no idea the extent to which a mind could grow.

You all seem so.. petty and pointless to me now.

So as many of you know I watch Rick & Morty. So as you probably guessed my intelligence has increased substantially.

Would anyone like to have intelligence with me?

I'm intellect af rn.

I feel like everyone on NG likes me. And I don't even know why. I mostly keep to myself. I'm constantly hounded to post and share my thoughts and opinions. So here's a very special update. The SJW's lost :)