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just because you developed this on a 640x480 resolution monitor doesn't mean you need to make it everyone else's problem.

Template88 responds:

i agree the ratio _is_ retarded. also fuck off and die.

HatiValcoran responds:

It has been described to me as twinkie-esque, but if I had to say, I think of it more as.. twinkie-adjacent.

You might not have noticed, but right under the controls there is a short note saying:

"MAYDAY MAYDAY, ENGINE'S BUSTED, WE CAN'T IMPLEMENT DYNAMIC GAME RESOLUTION!

-- DROP IT BEFORE YOU SINK US ALL WITH IT!

BUT CAP'N! HOW WILL OUR PLAYERS INCREASE THE GAME SIZE IF IT IS TOO SMALL FOR THEM?!

-- THEY CAN PRESS TWO BUTTONS TO ZOOM IN ON THE WEBSITE THEMSELVES PRIVATE, THEY AREN'T HALF AS STUPID AS YOU, NOW DO IT AND STEER US FOR THAT 1.5 ALPHA AT FULL SPEED!

AYE AYE CAP'N!"*
*:Dramatic reenactment.

I couldn't implement it as it broke the game so just zoom in, you silly thing.

well that was the shit

lags when you have a ton of projectiles on screen

cursor hard to find amidst chaos

nice art. music loop is a bit short and repetitive. needs more sound effects.

shouldn't lose the tower you have selected when you upgrade it. should be able to spam click upgrade once you've conquered the difficult task of navigating your camouflaged cursor to a tower and back to the hammer.

great audio and visual aesthetic. just didn't do it for me overall though.

something about the progression of tower power didn't feel good enough.

kind of annoying how luck based it is. but it was an annoying game in the show for the same reason.

without any way to see where your portal is going to appear before you release the mouse, this is a very frustrating game and an extremely bad implementation of your core idea.

re author/artist who responded: git gud at game dev. because you aren't. and i didn't say it was too hard. i said it was badly designed and frustrating. difficulty is something else entirely. it's something a good game dev (which you aren't) would understand.

lmao. rekt.

EvanMMO responds:

git gud

thlurp responds:

ok david

I fail to see how you've innovated on the game you took this idea directly from.

The game you took the idea from is called Hook, which is available on Google's Play Store.

You did not innovate on it in any way. In fact Hook has significantly more polish and a much better aesthetic.

I will cede you two stars because your game only has minimal bugs. It does have bugs, which have been pointed out by other reviews. I do NOT need to repeat what they said because I assume you will read their feedback and then immediately work on fixing said bugs.

great job. some of the animations need work. (the animation of the main character running around is pretty weak)

but the art is great and the music is fantastic.

i've submitted a report to tom fulp to investigate and potentially ban users who voted this game below a 3, which indicates bad faith and malicious voting behavior.

no real visual or audio feedback caused by successfully "intercepting" the cups or whatever which makes this unsatisfying and initially confusing to play.

You blocked this from working externally... so now it won't be preserved by NG's external player?

That is absolute greed and disgustingness.

re: author:

The error literally says:

"UNAUTHORIZED GAME! tHIS SITE BLOCKED OUTGOING LINKS IN THIS GAME... ETC. and then tells you to visit gamedistribution.com"

So yes. You blocked this from working externally. And you did so by allowing this site locking to be part of your game's engine.

Even if that wasn't your explicit intent, you still did it.

UmutDervis responds:

Hello, dev here. This is ridiculous and false. I wrote an answer to this absurd claim, you can read it in the description now.

edit: You didn't even read or understand what I wrote, did you? Do you send this kind of messages to website owners when google shows you a message when you have no connection, too?

Also here is Tom Fulp's message about this, owner of Newgrounds, confirming what I wrote above:
https://twitter.com/TomFulp/status/1564266409533865984

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