sharpnova's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Blind Hero]

combat feels absolutely wretched.

music is nice though. i wanted to like it.

[Neon Souls Demo]

this was so great.. and then you ruined it with a crass penis joke for the boss.

why?

[Drillionaire]

yeah sorry but the fact that sound doesn't work for me at all.. and i never did anything to mess with it or disable it tells me this was absolutely not ready to be released.

[Spooky Bat]

the way you stick on walls and can't move for a second after taking damage makes this an absolute 0 for me.

i honestly don't understand how anyone, with access to all the polished platformers of our times, could possibly allow a game that feels this bad to play to leave their workspace.

[LeviRamirez NFT Generator]

the circlejerk side of NG is so cringey. but i recognize it needs to persist so that the website doesn't die so.. i guess proceed.

MrKaktus81 responds:

This is literally a joke game for someones birthday, they basically brought down the concept of NFTs to what it really is. A huge joke.

[Kobold Siege]

would be a 5 if the audio didn't start skipping/scratching like crazy to the point where you can't hear anything but a static noise.

[Mr. Godot & Watch]

nice

[GOMBI-ACTION]

not a fan of the controls. either adopt a z/x control scheme or don't. don't have part of your controls (firing) be tied to a z/x design and another intimately related part (jumping) be completely different (space bar)

i don't even get what you were thinking with that.

re author: waifu jokes. check. mcdonald's physique. check.

Just-a-ng-dummy responds:

Sorry I was busy eating a Mcdonald's meal. Yeah yeah z/x is more common and better, and sure I might add it. Now if you will excuse me I will go and do the nae nae to senpai fnf week 6

[Sulka]

pretty af if i'm being honest

[Blocks Must Fall!]

lovely aesthetic