Total Medals Earned: 4,128 (From 1,126 different games.) Total Medal Score: 56,645 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/200 points)
Destroy a Block
Kill a Critter
Complete any stage.
Collect a Weapon Box.
Destroy a Cupcake
Destroy a Cute Cloud
Destroy the Happy Sun
Destroy Newgrounds!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/22 (40/490 points)
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
Die for the first time.
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
Break your own record 3 times.
Die sliding.
Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
Slide a total of 2000 meters.
Run a total of 30000 meters.
Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
360 seconds air time.
Find the Red Energy Orb.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/125 points)
Start playing.
Mine 25 times.
Catch 5 fish.
Pay off 50% of your mortgage.
Buy your fist tool from the mart. (I'd recommend a fishing rod :b)
Spend $10,000 at the mart.
Mine 5 times.
Catch 25 fish.
Pay off 10% of your mortgage.
Buy every shirt.
Catch 50 fish.
Mine 50 times
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/140 points)
Just finding your wings
Find Charlie!
Aye Aye
Flying like a boss
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete the first five levels
Complete the first 10 levels
Complete the first fifteen levels
Work with nothing
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
You tried, here's a sticker.
Gain more max health than any other stat, win the game.
Gain more attack than any other stat, win the game.
Gain more luck than any other stat, win the game.
Win the game with equal attack and luck. Both must be higher than max health - 20.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Got to level 8
Completed the game
Beat the game in one playthrough, without loading or resetting.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Reach level 20
Complete the game
Beat the game without loading or dying once. Good luck...
Medals Earned: 11/11 (90/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.