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the tutorial was enough to tel lme i wouldn't enjoy this game. i fired 3+ entire clips of bullets into an enemy and it didn't kill it. literally only a melee attack would kill it. so if bullets do something like 1% the damage of melee, what's the point of even having them?

re author: then please god give a quick, easy, and obvious way to skip the tutorial. i absolutely hate forced tutorials. and i generally dislike tutorials in general. players should be trained organically. can you imagine classic masterpieces like portal 2 with a tutorial that wasn't just a shallow learning curve integrated with the story? yeah. i can't either.

Ravernt responds:

It's a tutorial thingy. You need to execute requested actions to proceed (enemies are invincible in tutorial). In actual run bullets do normal damage.

no idea why this isn't rated higher. this is very clever and original.

needs upgrades or something

great aesthetics and design. wish it were longer. make a sequel or just update it with more levels.

even the dopest rhymes can't save this unfortunately shallow and pointless excursion into the streets of Ameowica from the scrap heap of my recommendations

spammed enter about 50 times. dialog was still going.

nice music. wish the game ever started though

Fiddleling responds:

Haha sorry to hear that! Sometimes long dialogs might turn some people off some games, I understand! Will take the suggestion to heart on new projects! Thanks for giving it a chance! :)

uh. why does the guy keep saying "this is the part where you're supposed to hit me (arrow left)"?

i hit left a dozen times. it makes the little bars move towards the center... and i hit left again when they're at the center.

i think this game is completely broken.

SquishY-Bottom responds:

I havn't had any other complaints about this issue, I suggest giving it another try and seeing if it persists. I appreciate your feed back.

the button inputs should flash up with a specific frequency and only register one input per cycle.

as it is, it's just annoying. and the only reason anyone has upvoted this is as a joke.

Fish125 responds:

True!

nonstop rocks?

by far the most terrified i've ever been in my entire life

edit: this is sharpnova's mom and she peed the bed.

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